| THE HOWARD STERN SHOW - DECEMBER 4, 2001 |
....Stern: The next one is getting beaten with a fish. What's the catch of the day? Here it is.
Gary: The catch of the day is cod. And this cod is way grosser than last week's cod.
Stern: Let me see that cod, Gangie, if you can move it so I can take a good look.
Theresa: And where do I get beat with that?
Stern: On you EXPLETIVE .
Theresa: On my EXPLETIVE ?
Robin: On your naked butt.
Stern: On your naked EXPLETIVE .
Gangie: It's all extra bloody today. It smells ...
Stern: So your EXPLETIVE will be naked and bloody. Alright. You can put on, like, a thong bottom or something, but that's a tough one. It looks like that fish is menstruating, guys.
Theresa: Oh, sick.
Stern: Next is we can take a picture of your naked private parts with a Polaroid.
Theresa: Uh, which private part?
Robin: How many do you have?
Stern: The one down there.
Theresa: Okay
Stern: Alright. Did you shave?
Theresa: Uh, yeah. ... |
| Stern radio show - 11/6/01 |
Stern: If you're a women and you'd like an introduction to the biggest stars and directors in porn, now understand what this is. If you dream of, like, becoming a porno star, and I've had a lot of chicks say they can't get into porn which I can't even believe. ... But if you want to get into porn call 1-800-xx-xxxx. Call the number.
Robin: Are there really women out there looking to get into porn?|
Stern: Yeah! And here's what you win - a trip to the Adult Video News Award in Las Vegas. You'll be present at the awards and you will actually present the award.
Robin: Oh you get to present!
|Stern: For the best new starlet. You'll stand up there and humiliate yourself in front of all the porno stars.
Artie: That'll be cool.
Stern: That is the funniest thing. I want that whole thing taped.
|Robin : AVN - they always find a way to get involved with this show at award time.
| Stern: The porno academy awards is maybe the funniest thing you'll ever see.|
Robin: Girls cry over this.|
Cabbie: They take it so serious.|
Stern: Yeah. Cried. Alicia Class, right? She cried.|
Robin: And thanked her parents!|
Stern : Yeah! I think her father was there, or her mother. I don't know which one was there. Anyway this is courtesy of AVN.com so if you want this call us at 1-xx-xx-xxxx and we're gonna have a little contest on Friday to see who should really go and become a porn star. Give us a call. |
| The Stern Show - Friday, September 21, 2001 |
Robin: You know, sometimes I don't think it's really hit me, the huge impact. This was such a tragedy on such an order. There are more than six thousand people who no longer exist.
Stern: Yeah. Yeah.
Robin: They were here Tuesday last week, went to work, and now they're gone.
Stern: Yeah. Like Arte's license.
Robin: Yeah
(Stern and others snicker.)
Arte: Burned up.
Stern: Burned up and gone. |
| Howard Stern: The political commentator? Yeah right. |
HOWARD STERN daily radio SHOW, 9/14/01
Robin: Let me ask a question, though, that brings up an interesting point. Are the hookers finding a drop off in business since people can't drive into the city?
Arte : Well they should be donating their services like everybody else. Get down there and give oral to these firemen.
Stern: To the cops and the firemen.
Arte: Exactly, yeah.
Stern: I'm calling on all hookers and strippers.
Arte: Get down there. |
| Stern radio -- June 7, 2001 |
Robin: George W. Bush's daughters are now cover girls.
Stern: I'd do those two. I would really bang them hard. They're bad girls.
They're party girls. Right?
Robin: They seem to be.
Stern: Sick little girls. How old are they?
Robin: Nineteen.
Stern: That's the age I date.
Robin: Ha.Ha.Ha. |
| Security Guard Sues Marilyn Manson For Battery |
....The incident is nearly identical to a July run-in with a security guard that landed Warner in legal trouble with Michigan authorities. As with the latest case, the guard said Warner gyrated against the neck and head; Warner was subsequently charged with criminal sexual conduct and assault and battery. He pled not guilty to the charges at an arraignment in Clarkston, Mich., in late September. ...
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| THE HOWARD STERN SHOW - DECEMBER 4, 2001 |
Stern: Now what is going on with this latest law suit where you supposedly took you genitalia out at a concert?
EDITOR'S NOTE: REFERENCING A JULY INCIDENT IN DETROIT.
Manson: It's absolutely completely not true.
Stern: Not true. Your genitalia was not exposed?
Manson: I don't even think he said that. I don't think it was
Robin: No, I think he was, like, rubbing up against him and his crotch was on his head.
Manson: What ever it is, it's not true and it's a total case of someone wanting a free ride. And the city
Stern: Looking for how much money are they suing you for?
Manson: Well, they're not suing me yet. The city first is trying to
Stern: Get you on obscenity charges.
Manson: No, it's a sexual
Stern: assault.
Manson: Yeah, yeah.
Stern: Because while you were on stage you suggestively danced over to a guy and rubbed yourself against his head?
Manson: Yeah. It's completely false and the stupid thing is we played two nights in Detroit and this happened on the first night. If it really happened, why did they wait a month later to charge me and make me fly the week of September 11 to Detroit, too. They should be ashamed. People have more important things to worry about.
Stern: So meanwhile you had to hire a lawyer to defend you. I mean, this gets expensive, doesn't it?
Manson: I have to go there on December 28 for a hearing.
Stern: Do you think it will be dismissed or will they try to jerk you around because you're Marilyn Manson?
Manson: I think they'll try to jerk me around, but I think I'll be proven innocent.
Stern: Right. So you will go to all lengths to get this thing
Robin: What could possibly happen to you, though, if you're found guilty?
Manson: There's a jail sentence.
Robin: Really!
Manson: If they wanted to be really hard on me.
Artie: For just rubbing?
Stern: But you know, that is so theatrical. I mean you didn't like
Manson: I didn't do what they said I did. I know that for a fact.
Stern: I know sometimes when you're on stage you might go up to a guy and, you know, like rub up against him or something like as a goof. I mean, where would that be a sexual assault?
Manson: There's a lot of loop holes in the law. It says if you're trying to, it's like, it's as silly as if you're in a bar fight with someone and your crotch happens to rub up against him, they can say that you sexually assaulted them.
Stern: Right
Manson: Or if you're wrestling with somebody.
Stern: And you didn't simulate an act on him, is what you're saying. |
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Stern: Take a good hard look at the wheel of sex. Now let me explain what each thing is. One of the items is we smear cream cheese on your a-- and throw bagels at it. Okay, that's one thing. Get a microphone on Theresa, please. Alright.
Theresa: Well
Stern: That's a tough one. The next one is painting Benji's package green. A naked Benji.
Theresa: Where's Benji at?
Stern: Stand up Benji.
Theresa: Hi Benji
Stern: Look at that.
Gary: That'll make you cry. ...
Stern: The next one is leap frog with a naked Benji, alright.
Theresa: Okay. With his package on my head?
Stern: Yeah, yeah. All over your head.
Robin: Oh, dear.
Theresa: Alright.
Stern: Alright. This is not easy.
Robin: That's a dangerous wheel.
Stern: The next one is, and I don't think it's so horrible, but maybe you do. Howard checks you for breast cancer.
Theresa: I need that done.
Stern: Alright. The next one is you have to get into a bikini and let us circle your problem areas with a marker. That scares you, right?
Theresa: Yes, very.
Stern: That scares every girl. And you could end up with tons of marker if you don't look really that good. ...
Stern: The next one is getting beaten with a fish. What's the catch of the day? Here it is.
Gary: The catch of the day is cod. And this cod is way grosser than last week's cod.
Stern: Let me see that cod, Gangie, if you can move it so I can take a good look.
Theresa: And where do I get beat with that?
Stern: On you EXPLETIVE .
Theresa: On my EXPLETIVE ?
Robin: On your naked butt.
Stern: On you naked EXPLETIVE .
Gangie: It's all extra bloody today. It smells ...
Stern: So your EXPLETIVE will be naked and bloody. Alright. You can put on, like, a thong bottom or something, but that's a tough one. It looks like that fish is menstruating, guys.
Theresa: Oh, sick.
Stern: Next is we can take a picture of your naked private parts with a Polaroid.
Theresa: Uh, which private part?
Robin: How many do you have?
Stern: The one down there.
Theresa: Okay
Stern: Alright. Did you shave?
Theresa: Uh, yeah.
Stern: Okay. And then again we're at the wet your tee shirt. Okay, that's where we put a tee shirt on you with no bra on and we wet it down. ... So when you spin the wheel, realize this is not for kidding around. This is real stuff. But you would meet your hero, Marilyn Manson, if you do spin the wheel and successfully complete your task.
Theresa: My hero.
Stern: Now I understand you brought with you condoms to bang Marilyn Manson, is that true? ...
Stern: What do you think, are you going to spin the wheel of sex, to meet your hero Marilyn Manson?
Robin: Think about everything that's on there.
Theresa: Can I look again?
Gary: What is the thing you hope you don't land on? The one thing you don't want to land on?
|Theresa: Um, the fish. Please, no fish.
Stern: Right. I would think getting your problem areas circled would be nasty too.
Theresa: Oh, yeah, that too.
Artie: I would have thought Benji ...
Theresa: I wouldn't mind that one.
Stern: Which one? Painting Benji's package? Okay, why don't you spin it and let's get it over with and find out what your task will be. Here we go. ...
Stern: It's spinning, spinning, spinning. Where it stops nobody knows. 'Get beaten with a fish'! Your worst nightmare! (Cheers and laughter)
Theresa: Oh my god. Do you have stuff, like I can wipe it off with?
Stern: Yes. No. You have to wear it all day. What I suggest you do is quickly get into your thong.
Theresa: I have to wear a thong?
Stern: Yep. Or you could be naked, it's up to you. ...
Theresa: Who's beating me with it?
Stern: I will
Theresa: You will?
Stern: It's a treat. That cod by the way weighs 40 pounds. ... This girl must really love Marilyn Manson. I'll let her sit right next to him on the couch.
Robin: Fish and all.
Stern: Yeah, because I'm going to beat her with a fish. (Laughter)
Robin: Marilyn might not be too happy.
Stern: I'm putting on my rubber gloves
Gary: Actually, Marilyn wanted to know if he could be in on the fish beating.
Robin: I know. I'm sure. I said this is right up his alley.
Stern: Normally, I'd let him, ...
Stern: Come on, honey. Come on out. Don't be nervous. She's got a nice body. ... What's the matter you crying?
Theresa: No, I'm not crying. I'm just really nervous.
Stern: You look good in your bathing suit, I wouldn't be nervous about that. Let me see, turn around. Let me see that EXPLETIVE . Let me see it. Oh yeah, that's nice!
Gary: That's a nice target.
Stern: You've got a nice body
Artie: Great body!
Stern: You've got a good booty. I'm sure I'm burning in hell for this. ...
Robin: How many times are you going to beat her?
Stern: Oh, I'm going to hit her pretty hard with it. It's full of blood. ...
(Stern hits her with the fish. - laughter, cheers)
Theresa: Wonderful.
Robin: She's running away.
Stern: Wait, wait wait, ... four more. How did that feel by the way?
Artie: It's got to get harder.
Stern: What do you think of that?
Theresa: Just come on, ...
(Stern continues hitting as his crew laughs.)
Theresa: Alright, are you done?
Robin: No, he's got two more. ...
Artie: Give her one good whack.
Stern: One more.
(Crew chants 'two more, two more'.)
Theresa: Come on ...
Robin: You want to meet Marilyn? ...
Theresa: Are you going to clean my butt off?
Stern: No, I'm not going to clean your butt off. You'll just sit with your fish guts on your EXPLETIVE .
Robin: You'll have an icky, fishy, butt.
Stern: Yeah, it's part of your punishment. I'm here to humiliate women. That's my job.
Robin: Anybody got a piece of plastic for the sofa?
Gary: Yeah, we got towels.
Stern: Let me see your . Go ahead, let me see. Oh, It's all full of blood guts and fish remains. ...
Stern: Well let's bring in Marilyn Manson, your hero.
Theresa: Can I get my pants back on?
Stern: No. Keep your pants off.
Theresa: No, no, no.
Stern: No, no, no. Your fish guts on there. ...
(Manson comes in.)
Stern: Well, Marilyn, certainly this girl has won the right to say something to you.
Manson: Should I wipe the fish guts off her EXPLETIVE ?
Stern: Yeah, wipe them off her EXPLETIVE, will you.
Manson: That's the least I can do.
Stern: Here, Marilyn will help you. Aren't you glad
Robin: you didn't put back on your pants.
Manson: Can you stand up a little bit?
Stern: Yeah, stand up and let Marilyn see you ass. It's not a bad ass. I think he'll like it. ...
Theresa: I just love your music and you make me very happy.
Manson: Thank you. I have that video tape.
Theresa: You do? I didn't know you watched it.
Manson: It was you and your friend, right?
Theresa: My best friend.
Manson: Dancing around. Doing like this choreography and stuff. ...
Stern: And you do remember, you actually watched it?
Manson: I do, yeah.
Stern: Wow, isn't that something.
Manson: Didn't my guitar player have sex with your friend?
Theresa: My friend Bridgette?
Manson: I don't know. Yeah.
Theresa: No
Manson: Okay. You know my guitar player, John, not Twiggy, he likes to put his baby sauce (semen) on the girls bosoms and he licks it off.
Stern: Wow, that's great. ...
Manson: Just the other night, though, in the studio I was hiding in the bathroom and he satisfied himself, she never touched him, then he licked it off of his hand. The kid's got problems. ...
Stern: Do you want to pleasure Marilyn with your hand?
Theresa: Sure ...
Stern questions Manson about drug use.
Stern: Are you a drug addict?
Manson: No, absolutely not.
Stern: What kind of drugs are you into?
Manson: If I'm partying with people I'll do what ever, but there's nothing in particular that I'm bound too.
Stern interviews Marilyn Manson on his broken engagement with Rose McGowan.
...
Stern: You started to realize that maybe it wasn't that great.
Manson: I found out that anal sex wasn't in the program.
Stern: Right. She's not in to anal.
Manson: No. You can't marry a woman that's not into that.
Stern: She should be willing to do that for you if you're going to marry her.
Manson: It's not about willing, it's good pleasure for all people involved.
...
Robin: ... How far do you go with girls and call it not having sex?
Stern: Pleasuring with the hand.
Artie: The hand thing.
Stern: The girls are allowed to do that.
Robin: They can do everything but like the...
Manson: Sometimes there are some creative tension relieving circumstances. ... If you're on tour and you're doing things that a lot of girlfriends aren't going to like and understand. Some girlfriends do like and understand and they join in and have fun and everyone's having a good time.
(Later)
Stern: One of my interns claims she had a close relationship with you. That she was like your assistant or something like that. Do you know anything about this?
Manson: Yes. ...
Stern: You do know Carrie.
Manson: She was one of the very first Marilyn Manson fans that would follow us around.
Stern: She claims, and here's what she claims that when she was 17 she was working in Philadelphia as a concert promoter and you used to make her call you 'Daddy'. Is that true? ...
Manson: That was my little nickname for the girls. It was sort of Charles Manson family ...
Stern: I've got to admit I didn't think you even knew Manson. I thought you were making everything up.
Carrie: Why would I lie about it if he was coming in? I've been to 302 shows. ... I was very, very young and I had a lot of trouble in my life and I didn't get along with my family and Manson was like a father figure. Like he took care of us.
...
Manson: I was kind of like the pimp of under age Goth chicks.
Stern: So there were other girls that would call him Daddy and all of them were in to Manson.
...
Stern: Now what is going on with this latest law suit where you supposedly took you genitalia out at a concert?
Manson: It's absolutely completely not true.
Stern: Not true. Your genitalia was not exposed?
Manson: I don't even think he said that. I don't think it was
Robin: No, I think he was, like, rubbing up against him and his crotch was on his head.
Manson: What ever it is, it's not true and it's a total case of someone wanting a free ride. And the city
Stern: Looking for how much money are they suing you for?
Manson: Well, they're not suing me yet. The city first is trying to
Stern: Get you on obscenity charges.
Manson: No, it's a sexual
Stern: assault.
Manson: Yeah, yeah.
Stern: Because while you were on stage you suggestively danced over to a guy and rubbed yourself against his head?
Manson: Yeah. It's completely false and the stupid thing is we played two nights in Detroit and this happened on the first night. If it really happened, why did they wait a month later to charge me and make me fly the week of September 11 to Detroit, too. They should be ashamed. People have more important things to worry about.
Stern: So meanwhile you had to hire a lawyer to defend you. I mean, this gets expensive, doesn't it?
Manson: I have to go there on December 28 for a hearing.
Stern: Do you think it will be dismissed or will they try to jerk you around because you're Marilyn Manson?
Manson: I think they'll try to jerk me around, but I think I'll be proven innocent.
Stern: Right. So you will go to all lengths to get this thing
Robin: What could possibly happen to you, though, if you're found guilty?
Manson: There's a jail sentence.
Robin: Really!
Manson: If they wanted to be really hard on me.
Artie: For just rubbing?
Stern: But you know, that is so theatrical. I mean you didn't like
Manson: I didn't do what they said I did. I know that for a fact.
Stern: I know sometimes when you're on stage you might go up to a guy and, you know, like rub up against him or something like as a goof. I mean, where would that be a sexual assault?
Manson: There's a lot of loop holes in the law. It says if you're trying to, it's like, it's as silly as if you're in a bar fight with someone and your crotch happens to rub up against him, they can say that you sexually assaulted them.
Stern: Right
Manson: Or if you're wrestling with somebody.
Stern: And you didn't simulate an act on him, is what you're saying.
year old student for tennis' and for about the past month now we've kind of had an affair. She seduced me. She's a beautiful Puerto Rican girl. She looks a lot older than 14.
Stern: I can't believe it. Not that you're seducing a 14 year old but that you have a Puerto Rican tennis player. I never saw one of those.
Robin: No. She seduced him.
Stern : Oh. She seduced him. Right. Ha.Ha.
Robin: Ha.Ha.Ha.
Stern: Yeah that's right.
James: She really did.
Stern: Yeah. You know what. She was good looking.
Robin: That's right. All she had to do was be female and good looking.
James: She'd always bend over. She'd wear a real short skirt and I'd always .. in her panties. It just got way out of hand.
Robin : Isn't that the tennis outfit?
Stern: Yeah. I mean how is that seducing you?
James: I understand. But she did.
Stern: So what are you saying to me. You're in love with her.
Robin: Or not?
James: I am in love with her.
Stern: She's 14 years old she doesn't know anything. You're just attracted to her because she's hot.
James: She has beautiful lips, beautiful breasts.
Robin: Have you done her?
Stern: Oh yeah.
James: Excuse me?
Stern: Yeah. He's been doing her.
Robin: Yeah?
James: I did her. ...
Stern: You better hope her parents don't find out. They'll kill you.
James: She pulled me into the shower. Started screaming once. She was naked and was crying ...
Stern: I have something that might relax you.
James: I didn't do anything at that time.
Robin : A healing stick. .... |
April 1, 1998.
Stern talks with a 14 year old. This is a fairly common occurrence. Stern fields calls from minors on a regular basis]
Stern: This is Joshua. Joshua you're on the air.
Joshua: Hey Howard.
I love you man. Stern:
Hey you sound like a hot chick.Joshua: I'm 14 years old. That's why...Joshua: Hey Howard I watch your movie every day. Right? Robin: Every day? Joshua:
I love Howard so much. Stern: Kid. That's a smart thing to do. You'll learn from that movie ...
March 26, 1998.
Listen very closely to what you are about to hear will shock you (screams in the background).
Hi. I'm Shane.
Announcer: Shane is a bad girl.
Shane: I'm a very bad girl. And I'm always being punished (moans and groans).
Announcer: Shane needs to be disciplined. (background sounds)
Announcer: And the only man sick enough to dominate her like she should be is Howard Stern.
Shane: What the hell is he going to do to me? Vomit on me?
Announcer: Yes.
Shane: Smack me red?
Announcer: Um hum.
Shane: Spit in my mouth?
Announcer: Ah that's it.
Shane: Crawl up on my back?
Announcer: Probably.
Shane: I'm Shane. I've had it all, but Howard's going to do things to me I've never ever imagined. Don't miss it. Shane on the Howard Stern Show.
Stern: Yeah. Baby. Thank you Shane. I can't wait for that. She's going to come in here. Some guys going to fart in her face. We're going to torture her. It will be a live S&M session Robin like you've never seen.
March 12, 1998
Stern: Take off your dress so I can see your panties ... Do you want to take off your bra for the spanking? Take it off, you whore. Take it off, you filthy slut. Look at those - very perky. Come over here .. I'm gonna give you a name. Your name is Rover because you are a bad dog. Let me hear you bark. (He asks her questions, then spanks her when she gives the wrong answer.)
February 11, 1998
Stern: Now I want you to bark like a dog and say, 'Master Stern I'm going to begin barking like a dog' and then bark and say 'thank you master Stern for letting me bark'. Go ahead.
Kylie: Master Stern, I'm going to bark like a dog. Woof. Woof. Roof. Master Stern.
Stern: Very good. [Spanking sounds in the background.]
Kylie: I love it [spanking continues in the background] when I'm bad I get a spanking, and when I'm good I get a spanking.
Stern: Alright get out of here now. ... Kiss my foot. Kiss my boot.
Kylie: You know what? Spanking is cool because I enjoy it, but I'm not going to kiss your boot.
Stern: Get out of here then. Get out. Get out of here... Get out of here ya filthy dog..... I wonder how many family members molested her?
.....
Stern: How does your a__ feel honey? Look at her Robin.
Robin: Oh my God.
Stern: I worked her over.
play some games, G- d- it.
| Molestation legitimized -- Stern laughs in the background -- |
Stern: (this parody). It's called "I love little girls."
With musical background --
I saw her standing there by the gumball machine. Knew she couldn't have been more than thirteen.
Stern: (laughing in the background)
I lured her to my car - with a chocolate candy bar. She took off her training bra and set me free -- yah - free. And I could tell it wouldn't be long 'til we'd be doing something kinky.
Singing - I love little girls - who haven't gone through puberty. I love little girls. Because there's no chance of pregnancy.
Stern: I love it (the parody) because I want to meet the guy (who wrote it). ... I love little girls.
Robin: Guess you have to be a guy to appreciate it.
[September 7 and 11, 2000] |
| Stern, the pornographer/sexist. Women are objects. |
Stern: Hey, here's something great. ... As you know Halloween, we're calling pornoween because we have a porno star who is willing to be with one of the listeners, and here's how we're giving her away. On Halloween, we are going to have a hunt - a porno hunt. We're going to hide this porno star - somewhere in the tri-state area - if you find her you can have her.
Robin: I hate to call it a scavenger hunt.
Stern: Well, call it hunt for - and then use the c word - hunt for --
All right.
Robin: Ha.Ha.Ha. Ha.
Stern: If you want to see a picture of the girl we're giving a way, and again this not any kind of official web site for me - just go to ah ....
Right there baby. That's a nice little package. Can you believe that? She's like fifteen. Thirteen to fifteen years old. Somewhere around there. I'm like staring at the picture ... I think I want to bang her. ... |
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